Imagine a husband and wife so vile that they constantly find ways to hurt and humiliate one another. A husband with the world's dirtiest beard, a wife who tricks him into eating worms. And there you have Mr and Mrs Twit. This disgusting couple is the creation of Roald Dahl, and this Easter they have been brought to life at the Rose Theatre Kingston.
The Twits are at their happiest when they are arguing and being horrid to one another. But then one day, Mr Twit realises that they have run out of money. So off to the rainforest he goes and steals a family of monkeys to start a circus. But these are no ordinary monkeys. But these Muggle-Wump monkeys are determined to go home, and to play the biggest trick ever on The Twits.
Even after living in London for almost 15 years, I still feel awe of this magnificent city. There are so many wonderful buildings and quaint streets. There are many ways to see the city - walking tour, bus tour and even boat tours. Last weekend, my family and I got to experience the tour that combines bus and boat - London Duck Tours.
If you've never heard of a duck tour, The Ducks are amphibious vehicles. They were originally used in WWII, and are driven on land and then enter the water for some serious boating. Duck tours are not that serious. It is a 75-minute ride around some of the most iconic sights in London, including The London Eye, Parliament, Big Ben, Trafalgar Square and Westminster Abbey. And it isn't just a ride. We had a fabulous tour guide, who was not only full of information, but he was hilarious. We all spent the tour constantly laughing and smiling.
Last year, Moozles went for a free tennis trial courtesy of the Great British Tennis Weekend. She loved it so much that she went to tennis camp last summer. Now that the weather is getting warmer and sunnier, tennis is back on our minds again. Moozles has tennis classes at school this term, once a week, for PE. And we're planning to book her in for some tennis outside of school.
This year, the LTA is offering free tennis classes to children between the ages of 5-8. Moozles was really nervous about her tennis trial last summer. She is a bit shy, and is nervous about trying new things. But in the end she had a great time. For those of you thinking of signing up, I thought I would share some helpful tips!
1. Sign Up Early - Registration for Tennis for Kids opens today. Go online and sign up for one of the 2,000 spaces. You can put in your post code, and you can pick which tennis club and class is most convenient. The courses are six-weeks long, and will mostly take place during the summer term. And there are 20,000 tennis rackets that will be given to the children who sign up, and regularly attend, the classes.
Hooray for the Easter holidays! We have just over two weeks where we can relax and have some fun. Most importantly, us parents get a break from spending every morning shouting at our children to get ready for school. Here are some fun attractions in London that you won't want to miss.
Sensational Butterflies at the National History Museum - The National History Museum is always a winner with children and adults alike. But now you can see hundreds of butterflies (photo above). Regular readers will know how I adore a butterfly exhibit. And here you will get to see caterpillars and butterflies, and learn more about these amazing insects.
We were members of the National Trust a couple of years ago. Long-time readers may remember that Dubz was an utter terror when he was two and we had to take a little break from family outings. But oh, how things can change in two years (those of you with toddlers, take note, it does get easier). So last week we re-joined the National Trust, and visited Claremont Landscape Garden.
Located in Esher, Surrey, Claremont Landscape Garden is a lovely place for a day out. The grounds are very pretty, and include a man-made lake and an amphitheatre made out of turf. Wildlife includes ducks, geese, a black swan, parakeets, rabbits and squirrels. There is a small man-made island in the middle of the lake, as well as some caves that were made when formal gardens went out of favour in the mid-1700s. I thought the caves were beautiful and made Claremont much more interesting than the average National Trust garden.
I love a UK city break. And though I enjoy exploring new places with the children, I adore having a little getaway with Husband. In January, exhausted from Christmas and winter colds, the two of us were in desperate need of some time alone. So we called in some reinforcements (aka The Grandparents), and off to Bath we drove.
As we only had one night away, Bath is a great destination as it is only 2-2 1/2 hours away from London (by car). And as it isn't a big town, it is quite manageable to walk around in a day. We didn't see everything that Bath had to offer, but we did take in some of the best-known sites. So I thought I would share some of the fun we had during our four hours in Bath.
The Roman Baths
This past week has been the February half-term break, so I took the week off from my blog to hang out with my little monkeys. Sometimes, at the end of half-term, I feel a bit sad that the children have to return to school. This is not one of those times. Yes, we have had some fun times. We did a lot - including baking, seeing the new Batman Lego film, playing in Bushy Park, spotting the Butterflies at Wisley, watching lots of Netflix, having haircuts, enjoying play dates that wrecked the house and drinking milkshakes at Ikea.
But the kids were both tired and cranky for the first few days. And the girl was disagreeable for most of the 10 days. So I spent most of the evenings feeling tense and needing to unwind after dealing with tantrums. And tonight I am on the sofa, not-so-tense because I know tomorrow will be mostly peaceful. I adore my children but, my word, I love some peace and quiet.
Every year, my family and I visit RHS Wisley to see the butterflies in their glasshouse. There is something so special about seeing more than 6,000 exotic butterflies fluttering around. And while the children enjoy it, I especially love it. It is so calming seeing all their beautiful colours and patterns. And there are such exotic flowers and plants in the glasshouse, coupled with the heat that is needed to keep the butterflies alive, that you feel like you're somewhere tropical.
Children can do more than walk through the glasshouse. Wisley have a spotter's guide (for which they ask for a £1 donation) so the little ones can looks for specific butterflies and find out their names. We have been going since 2014, and I love looking at photos from previous visits to see how much Moozles and Dubz have changed.
Husband and I try to have one or two mini-breaks each year, without the children. Even if it's just for one night, we both feel re-invigorated having uninterrupted couple time that lasts longer than two or three hours and which occurs far from our sofa. I can't believe I'm the only person who isn't that lively and interesting on a Friday night after a long week mothering my socks off.
For the past five years, we have kept the breaks to the UK as there are so many wonderful, nearby places I have yet to explore. I actually have a bucket list of UK cities that I would like to visit in the next few years. I guess there's no hurry, but I am a bit impatient. Anyway, a couple of weeks ago we visited Bath. The lovely people from eviivo had invited us try out one of their award-winning properties, so how could we say no?!
We watch a lot of kids' movies. Sometimes they are funny, and sometimes I find myself bored out of my mind. Last month, my family and I were invited to watch Sing at the Odeon in Leicester Square. And to be honest, I did not have high expectations. I thought it might be one of those films that showed the best bits during the trailer/advert, and then the actually movie would be a bit boring. But I am happy to say that I was mistaken.
Sing is a pleasant surprise. There is a strong plot (I don't want to give too much away but it does involve a talent show). The main characters are complex and lovable. There were plenty of laughs, but there were also some sweet moments. And the music is superb. Dubz spent a lot of the film dancing around on his chair. He even got up at one point to boogie. It was beyond cute.